[dramatic music] [戲劇性音樂]
♪
- Come here. - 過嚟。
Son of a... Get back here. 死仔... 返嚟。
[grunting] [喘氣聲]
No, don't--don't-- all right, all right. 唔好，唔好... 好啦好啦。
No, wait! Don't you-- 唔好等陣！你唔好...
I-I've got-- 我...我拎住...
I've... 我...
Got... 拎住...
[grunting] [喘氣聲]
Ha! 哈！
I got you. I-- 捉到你啦。我...
- Talk to me, goose. - 同我講嘢啦，鵝仔。
- [screams] - [尖叫]
- Goose? - 鵝仔？
- Yeah, I'm--I'm maverick. Get it? - 係，我係...我係獨行俠。明唔明？
- No. - 唔明。
- "tower, this is ghost rider - 「塔台，呢度係幽靈騎士
Requesting a flyby"? 要求低飛通過」？
You know, it kind of takes the fun out of things 你知啦，要我解釋就冇晒癮㗎喇。
If I have to explain it. - 哦，我明點解會咁。
- Oh, I can see how that could happen. - 係呀。
- Right. 你搵到Grant嘅扁酒壺未？
Did you find grant's flask? - 算係啦。不過，得...
- Sort of. There's just, um... 一樣嘢。
One thing. [嘭！]
[blam!] - 一樣？試吓幾百樣啦。
- One? Try hundreds. 幾百樣嘢呀。
Hundreds and hundreds of things. [嘭！]
[blam!] Agh! 呀！
We're looking for a flask 我哋喺內戰重演活動
At a civil war reenactment. 搵緊個扁酒壺。
A place where all flasks go to die. 呢度係所有扁酒壺嘅墳場。
A world where everyone has a flask. 個個都有扁酒壺嘅世界。
[cannon blasts] [炮彈爆炸聲]
- Hey, that sounds like cannon fire. - 喂，聽落似炮彈聲喎。
- Brilliant. There's that college education - 叻仔。果然係讀過大學
Rearing its head. 嘅人先講得出。
What do you want, and why did you call me? 你想點，點解搵我？
- Oh, right. Urgent. - 哦，係喎。急事。
Do you know where Artie keeps 你知唔知Artie將啲
The tiny little marshmallows? 迷你棉花糖收喺邊？
'cause he won't tell me. 因為佢唔話我知。
[laughing] like he needs marshmallows, right? [笑] 佢仲要食棉花糖，係咪？
- Hey, Pete? - 喂，Pete？
- Yeah. - 係。
Yeah, you know, that Artie. 係呀，你知啦，Artie呢排
He's--he's looking pretty good these days, 都幾靚仔喎，
Don't you think? 你話係咪？
- It's all the exercise I get chasing artifacts - 全靠我一個人追文物
Without any help. 追到fit晒。
Ahh...Ahh... 呀...呀...
Ah-choo! Sorry. I'm sorry. 哈啾！唔好意思。對唔住。
- Oh, man, Artie. [artifact buzzing] - 嘩，Artie。 [文物嗡嗡聲]
That cold sounds like it's getting worse. 你個感冒好似越來越嚴重。
You should be resting. 你應該休息吓。
- It's a very good idea, resting. - 休息，好主意。
If only I were paying somebody to help me 如果我係俾緊人工
With this kind of thing. 請人幫手做呢啲嘢就好。
- I know, right? Well, Claudia'll be back soon. - 係囉，係咪？Claudia好快返㗎喇。
- Yeah. [artifact buzzing] - 係呀。 [文物嗡嗡聲]
[Artie grunting] [Artie喘氣聲]
[artifact buzzing] [文物嗡嗡聲]
Who made this thing? 邊個整呢件嘢出嚟㗎？
- Tch. - 切。
[intercom buzzes] [對講機嗶嗶聲]
[buzzing continues] [嗶嗶聲持續]
- Talk to me, goose. - 同我講嘢啦，鵝仔。
- Huh? - 吓？
- What, did no one see top gun? - 咩話，冇人睇過《壯志凌雲》咩？
- Pete, there's someone here to meet you. - Pete，有人嚟搵你。
- Oh, yeah. Sorry, Leena. - 哦，係。唔好意思，Leena。
I'm kinda busy right now. 我而家有啲忙。
- She says she's your ex-wife, Pete. - 佢話佢係你前妻，Pete。
[ominous chord] [不祥和弦]
- Ah-choo! - 哈啾！
Pete? Pete？
[mysterious music] [神秘音樂]
♪
- Hey, Myka. - 喂，Myka。
- 27 hours to dubai. - 27個鐘頭去杜拜。
I'm back. 我返咗嚟。
And I know, I know that I should've gone 我知，我知應該先去
To the Warehouse first, but-- 倉庫先，但係...
- Myka. - I needed b&b and my bed. - Myka。 - 我要返B&B同我張床。
- Myk-- - Myk...
- How did this even get to dubai anyway? - 呢件嘢點會去到杜拜㗎？
I mean, it's not like dubai looks like dakota 我意思係，送貨單上杜拜
On the packing slip, okay? 又唔似達科他州，係咪？
And--[sniffs] is that me? 同埋... [聞] 係我嘅味？
Oh, my god, I smell. I smell, don't I? 天啊，我好臭。我係咪好臭？
Okay, so shower. 好啦，沖涼先。
Shower and then nap and then Warehouse. 沖完涼瞓覺，然後去倉庫。
- But Myka, I have somebody that I'd like you to meet. - 但係Myka，我想介紹個人俾你識。
Myka, this is amanda. Myka，呢位係Amanda。
- Amanda Lattimer. Nice to meet you. - Amanda Lattimer。你好。
- Hi. - 你好。
Oh, it's--it's so nice to meet you. 哦，好...好開心識到你。
I'm Myka Bering. 我叫Myka Bering。
Amanda Lattimer. Amanda Lattimer。
Well, you're not Pete's... 嗯，你唔係Pete嘅...
[laughs nervously] ...Mom. [緊張地笑] ...阿媽。
And you're not his sister, 'cause his sister-- 你亦唔係佢家姐，因為佢家姐...
But are you-- are you his cousin? 但你係...你係佢表妹？
- No, no. I'm not his cousin. - 唔係，唔係。我唔係佢表妹。
And I'll be changing the name. 我仲會改姓㗎。
I'm his-- [door slams] 我係佢... [門關上]
- Amanda. - Amanda。
Amanda. And--and-- Amanda。同埋...同埋...
And Myka, you're back. Myka，你返咗嚟。
And--and you guys-- 你哋...
[tensely] You guys have met. [緊張地] 你哋見過面。
Ohhh, that's great. 哦，咁就好。
- Well, amanda new-last-name - 嗯，Amanda新姓氏
Was just telling me that she's your 啱啱話我知佢係你嘅
Not-cousin. 唔係表妹。
- She's not. - 佢唔係。
[chuckles] That's right. [輕笑]
Um, amanda, Myka's... 係呀。
Probably really tired, and-- 嗯，Amanda，Myka佢...
- No, I'm fine. I'm-- 應該好攰，同埋...
- [sniffs] needs to shower. - 唔係，我冇事。我...
- What? - [聞] 需要沖涼。
- So let's, uh, step over this way, shall we? - 咩話？
- But I-I would-- - 不如我哋行過呢邊，好唔好？
- Oh, here we go. Look at this room. - 但我...
- I would-- - 哦，嚟呢邊。睇吓呢間房。
I would just like to properly welcome your-- - 我想...
[doors slam] 我想正式歡迎你嘅... [門關上]
That's rude. 咁冇禮貌㗎。
Okay, spill. 好啦，講出嚟。
- So what are you doing - 你喺南達科他州中間
In the middle of south dakota, marine? 做咩呀，海軍陸戰隊？
- Oh, uh, I got-- I got reassigned. - 哦，我...我被調派過嚟。
- Reassigned. - Mm-hmm. - 調派。 - 嗯。
- Here, from d.C. Mm-hmm. - 由華盛頓調過嚟。嗯。
That's a punishment. What'd you do this time? 呢啲係懲罰嚟㗎喎。你今次又做咗咩？
- No, no, no, no. No, no. - 唔係唔係唔係。唔係。
- Oh, please. - No, I-- - 哦，得啦。 - 唔係，我...
No, I didn't do anything. 唔係，我冇做過任何嘢。
- Mm-hmm. - Well, no, wait. - 嗯。 - 嗯，唔係，等陣。
I--that's-- let me-- 我...呢個...等我...
I did something, but it was a good thing, okay? 我有做過，但係好事嚟㗎，明唔明？
That's why I'm here. 所以我先喺度。
- Whatever it was, I'm sure it wasn't intentional. - 無論係咩，肯定唔係有心嘅。
- Uh, no, it wa-- - 唔係，係...
It's a--it was-- it's a promotion. 係...係升職嚟㗎。
- A promotion to "you-nee-ville." - 升職去「你尼村」？
- "uhn-eh-ville." - 「烏尼村」。
And what are you doing in univille, anyway? 你又喺烏尼村做咩？
- Oh. - 哦。
[laughs] Oh. [笑]
I found something that belongs to you. 我搵到一樣屬於你嘅嘢。
- Shut it. - 唔係掛。
Whoo-hoo-hoo! 嗚呼！
legendmakers, first edition? 《傳奇製造者》，第一版？
Ha, ha, ha! 哈哈！
- Okay, how do you do that? - 好，你點做到㗎？
And just like that, you're a 12-year-old boy. 就咁就變咗個12歲細路仔。
- Ohhh. - 哦。
I never thought that I would see this again. 我以為呢世都見唔返。
[smooches] [錫錫]
Thank you, thank you, thank you. 多謝，多謝，多謝。
- Okay. - 好。
- Ah, man. - 嘩，正呀。
- Anyway, so I should, um-- - 總之，我應該...
I should go. 我應該走喇。
- Yeah? - Yeah. - 係？ - 係。
- Okay. - Okay. - 好。 - 好。
- Hey, amanda. - Yeah? - 喂，Amanda。 - 咩事？
- Are you gonna tell me why you're really here? - 你會唔會話我知你真正嚟做咩？
[tender music] [溫柔音樂]
- It's disconcerting how well we know each other, - 我哋咁了解對方
Isn't it? 真係有啲唔自在，係咪？
Um... 嗯...
I'm getting remarried. 我會再結婚。
- W-wow. - 嘩。
Remarried? 再結婚？
That's awesome. That's amaz-- 咁正。咁...
That's terrific. 咁好。
- Thanks. - 多謝。
- Congratulations. - 恭喜晒。
So when is the wedding? 咁婚禮幾時？
- Tomorrow, actually. - It's tomorrow! - 聽日，其實。 - 聽日！
That's--oh, that's-- 咁...哦，咁...
Tomorrow. 聽日。
- I would've told you sooner, - 我本來想早啲話你知，
But apparently, I have to get clearance 但係而家同前夫傾偈
To talk to my ex-husband now. 都要申請許可。
You have no idea the kind of governmental hoops 你唔知我要過幾多關
I had to jump through to get here. 先嚟到呢度。
- You know what? I don't know if I can... - 你知唔知？我唔知我...
Get away on such short notice. 咁短時間走得開。
- Oh, sorry, Pete. I, um-- - 哦，唔好意思，Pete。我...
I didn't come here to invite you. 我唔係嚟邀請你。
I came to get my grandfather's ring. 我係嚟拎我爺爺隻戒指。
- Oh. - 哦。
The ring. The ring, that's right. 隻戒指。隻戒指，係喎。
You know what? I still have that, don't I? 你知唔知？我仲收埋咗，係咪？
- I'm sorry. - No, no, no, no, no. - 唔好意思。 - 唔係唔係唔係。
No, please, I-- let me, uh-- 唔好，求吓你，我...等我...
It's, um-- it's upstairs. 係...係樓上。
I'll go get it, okay? 我上去攞，好唔好？
[door opens] [門打開]
[eerie chords] [詭異和弦]
[thrumming] [嗡嗡聲]
[door opens] [門打開]
- Ah--ah-choo! - 哈...哈啾！
- Bless you. - 保重。
- Oh. Oh, hi. - 噢。噢，嗨。
Uh, sorry. 呃，唔好意思。
I-I was just looking for-- 我...我係嚟搵...
Pete's wife. Pete嘅老婆。
I mean, you're-- uh, ex-wife. 我意思係，你係...呃，前妻。
Pete's ex-wife that we actually didn't know he had. Pete嘅前妻，我哋原來唔知佢有。
- Just amanda would be fine. - 叫Amanda就得。
And you are? 你係邊位？
- [blows nose] oh, sorry. - [擤鼻] 噢，唔好意思。
I'm, uh--I'm sorry. Ar--arthur. 我係...呃，唔好意思。Ar...Arthur。
Artie. [stammers] Artie。 [結巴]
You don't want to-- 你唔想...
Uh, I-I was actually just looking 呃，我...我其實係嚟搵
For, um, Myka. 呃，Myka。
I was looking--or Leena. Leena would do. 我係搵...或者Leena。Leena都得。
- How 'bout me? Would I do? - 我點呢？我得唔得？
- Oh, hi. [laughs] hi! - 噢，嗨。[笑] 嗨！
He's--I wasn't-- 佢...我唔係...
I was looking for-- 我係搵...
- Me! - 我！
He was looking for me because I'm back. 佢係嚟搵我，因為我返咗嚟。
- Right, exactly. She's back. - 啱，就係咁。佢返咗嚟。
I wanted to welcome her back. 我想歡迎佢返嚟。
- Well, now you've seen her. - 好，你而家見到佢啦。
- Yeah. [chuckles] - 係。 [輕笑]
- You've seen her. She's seen you. - 你見到佢。佢見到你。
Everybody's seen everybody. 個個都見到個個。
So now everybody is gonna go. 所以而家個個都要走。
Here we go. 嚟啦。
Out the do'. Buh-bye. 出門口。拜拜。
So long. 再見。
Atta boy. 乖仔。
[clicking] [咔嗒聲]
[whirring] [轉動聲]
Nothing to see. Nothing to see. 冇嘢睇。冇嘢睇。
- All right, all right. - 好，好。
- [whispering] married? You were married? - [細聲] 結過婚？你結過婚？
- I don't believe you. - 我唔信你。
Can't I have any privacy around here? 我喺呢度冇得私隱㗎？
And you-- - Me? 同埋你... - 我？
- Sneaking around. - 偷偷摸摸。
- I'm not sneaking. - 我冇偷偷摸摸。
There was no sneaking. Sneaking! 冇偷偷摸摸。偷偷摸摸！
- Married. I mean, how long-- - 結過婚。我意思係，幾耐...
- Okay, okay, okay. Show's over. - 好，好，好。散場啦。
- He is absolutely right. - 佢講得完全啱。
Myka, I am ashamed of you. Myka，我替你慚愧。
Nosing around like that. 咁樣八卦。
This man--this man needs his privacy. 呢位先生...呢位先生需要私隱。
Huh-huh. 嘻。
- Married. - Ah-choo! - 結過婚。 - 哈啾！
- Bless you. How could you not-- - 保重。你點可以唔... - 走。 - 咩話？
- Go. - What? - 上樓，而家。走，走，走，走。
- Upstairs, now. Go, go, go, go. [轉動同咔嗒聲]
[whirring and clicking] 唔好意思。
Sorry about that. 佢哋...我本來想話「麻煩友」，
They're, uh-- I was gonna say "butt pains," 但算啦。
But okay. [嘆氣]
[sighs] 噢。
Oh. 呃...
Uh... 所以就係咁，係咪？
So this is it, huh? 我哋...我哋見面嘅原因。
Our, uh, our reason for seeing each other. - 嗯，我估就係咁。
- Well, I guess this is it. - 呃，聽住，Amanda。
- Uh, look, amanda. 你幾乎錯過咗
You pretty much missed out 我人生中道歉嗰部分。
On the whole amends part of my life. 我意思係，唔係...
I mean, not-- 唔係話你喺身邊。
Not that you were exactly around, either. 所以我估我...
So I guess I-- 我估我從來冇諗過
I guess I never thought 要咁樣做。
That I was gonna have to do this. [嘆氣]
[sighs] 而家講出嚟，聽落...
And now that I hear it out loud, it... 好似好逃避責任。
Sounds like such a cop-out. 事實係，呃，
The thing is, um, 我從來冇...
The reason that I never have... [嘆氣]
[sighs] 係因為你係最難
Is because you're the hardest one 道歉嗰個。
To make amends to. 我真係搞衰咗我哋。
I really screwed us up. Amanda，對唔住。
Amanda, I'm sorry. - 多謝。
- Thanks. 聽住，Pete，呢啲...
And listen, Pete, it's-- 呢啲都過咗去啦。
It's water under the bridge. 我覺得一切都係最好嘅安排。
And I think everything worked out for the best. - 我都咁諗。
- I guess so. [搞笑聲] 咁呢位仁兄呢？
[goofy voice] Now what about this guy? [兩人笑]
[both laugh] 咩...唔係...
What's--it's not-- 唔係我識嘅人，係咪？
It's not anyone I know, is it? - 梗係唔係。
- Of course not. - 噢，天，多謝。
- Oh, god, thanks for that. 但佢就係嗰個，係咪？
He's the one, though, huh? - 係，真係係。
- Yeah, he really is. 我意思係，唔係話你唔係。
I mean, not that you weren't. 只係...今次唔同。
It's just-- it's different this time. 你知啦，Michael，佢又溫柔又迷人...
You know, michael, he's sweet and charming-- - 你話係就得。噓。
- You had me at yes. Shhhht. 所以我哋... [發出吱吱聲] ...
So let's-- [makes creaking sound]-- 收工。
Shut 'er down. - 噢，我只係...我只係好興奮
- Oh, I'm just-- I'm just excited 關於婚禮。
About the wedding. - 我知。
- I know. - 你知啦，童話故事同城堡。
- You know, fairy tale and castle. 我意思係，雖然係喺Poconos租嘅城堡，
I mean, it's a rented castle in the poconos, 但都係咁。
But still. 呃，我做咗好耐
Um, I've been one of a few good men 好男人之一，
For a long time, 所以我想做一日公主。
So I'm ready to just be a princess for a day. - 嗯，你值得嘅。
- Well, you deserve it. 王子同童話故事。
The prince and the fairy tale. 全部。
All of it. - [清喉嚨]
- [clears throat] [金屬碰撞聲]
[metal clinks] [清喉嚨]
[clears throat] 多謝，Pete。
Thanks, Pete. - 嗯。
- Yeah. 要幸福呀，Amanda。
Be happy, amanda. - 我會㗎。
- I will be. [陰森音樂]
[ominous music] ♪
- 咁佢點解嚟？
- Well, why was she here? 贍養費？
Alimony? - 你哋兩個係咪又復合，定...
- Are you two striking up the band again, or... - 咩話？唔係。佢再婚。
- What? No. She's getting remarried. - [一齊] 咩話？點解唔打電話？
- [together] what? Why didn't she just call? 完全唔合理。
That doesn't make sense at all. - 停。就係咁我先唔話你哋知，好冇？
- Stop. That's why I didn't tell you, okay? 我唔想講呢件事。
I don't want to talk about it. - [聽唔清]
- [inaudible] - 啊...
- Ah... - Pete，你...你啱。
- Pete, you're-- you're right. - 哈啾！ - 唔好意思。
- Ah-choo! - I'm sorry. 你嘅私事唔關我哋事。
Your private life is none of our business. 我哋唔應該打搞。
We shouldn't have intruded. - [吸鼻]
- [sniffs] 你知唔知...
You know... 唔係單一原因。
It wasn't just one thing. 我意思係，主要係因為我哋...
I mean, mostly, it was because we were... 太後生。
Just too young. 至少，我太後生。
Least, I was too young. Amanda係...我意思係，佢好有目標。
Amanda was-- I mean, she was very driven. 佢永遠知道想要咩。
She always knew exactly what she wanted. 就係海軍陸戰隊講嘅「硬漢」。
It's what the marines call a-a hard charger. 噢，天。
Oh, man. 佢係...
She was... [笑] ...好正。
[laughs] ...Amazing. 我意思係，佢而家梗係少校啦。
I mean, of course she's a major now. 而...而我...
And--and I... ...就唔係咁正。
...Was not amazing. 我...我唔知自己想要咩，
I-I didn't know what I wanted, 而且我絕對未準備好
And I definitely wasn't ready 一生一世嘅承諾。
For a lifetime commitment. 我意思係，嗰陣時。
I mean, not then. 而家我...我淨係諗。
Now I-I just wonder. - 如果當初得唔得？
- If it could've worked? - 係。
- Yeah. 唔係。
No. 可能。
Maybe. 唔係。
No. - 呃，各位？
- Uh, people? 我哋有問題。
We have a problem. - 一個蜂巢，一隻蜜蜂。
- One beehive, one bee. - 我哋唔見咗隻蜜蜂。
- We are missing the bee. 我唔知隻蜜蜂做咩，
I don't know what the bee does, 但如果佢喺倉庫2，
But if it was in Warehouse 2, 我哋可以打賭一定係啲古怪
We can bet it was probably something bizarre 同致命嘅嘢。
And deadly. 我哋最好而家就搵到佢。
We'd better find it now. - 好，聽住。我入咗嚟。
- Okay, look. I-I came in here. 然後我將蜂巢放喺呢度。
And I put the beehive right here. - 係，係。
- Right, right. 我記得因為...
I remember because-- [吸氣]
[gasps] - [彈指]
- [snaps] 你吸咗一口氣。
You gasped. 你好少吸氣。
You rarely gasp. - Pete啱。點解你吸氣？
- Pete's right. Why did you gasp? - Leena？ - Amanda。
- Leena? - Amanda. Amanda嘅袋就喺嗰度。
Amanda's bag was right there. - [吸鼻]
- [sniffs] 花粉。
Pollen. 如果Amanda唔小心整到個扣...
If amanda somehow triggered the latch... 咁隻蜜蜂...
Then the bee... 可能跌咗入...
Could've fallen right into-- - 唔好！
- No! 唔好唔好唔好唔好！
No, no, no, no, no! 一件神器唔可以跌咗入我前妻個袋
An artifact did not fall into my ex-wife's bag 喺佢去完美童話婚禮嘅路上。
On her way to her perfect fairy-tale wedding.
No, that did not happen. 唔係，冇發生過呢件事。
- Artie's law of artifacts states Artie嘅文物法則係咁講
The worst thing that can happen with an artifact 文物最壞嘅情況
Will happen with an artifact. 一定會發生喺文物身上。
- It's in amanda's bag. 喺Amanda個袋度。
- Now you can panic. - [groans] - 你而家可以驚啦。 - [呻吟聲]
[indistinct chatter] [嘈雜聲]
[cell phone rings] [手機鈴聲]
[ringing continues] [鈴聲繼續]
[bee buzzes] [蜜蜂嗡嗡聲]
- Amanda. - Amanda。
[phone beeps off] [電話掛斷聲]
Hey. 喂。
- There's my future husband. - 呢個就係我未來老公。
[laughs] Hi. [笑聲] 嗨。
- Welcome back. I missed you. - 歡迎返嚟。我好掛住你。
- I missed you, too. - 我都好掛住你。
Oh, look, I got the ring. 哦，睇吓，我攞到戒指啦。
- Great. - 正喎。
[bee buzzing] [蜜蜂嗡嗡聲]
- Ow! - 哎呀！
- You all right? - Yeah, just... - 你冇事嘛？ - 冇事，只係...
- Oh, there's the bride at last. - 哦，新娘終於出現啦。
And I need to talk to you about the caterer. 我要同你傾吓個餐飲供應商。
I think he's a complete idiot. 我覺得佢係個完全嘅白癡。
- Okay. - 好。
Guess I'll see you at the altar. 咁我哋教堂見啦。
- Whew. - 呼。
[eerie music] [詭異音樂]
[cannon blasts] [炮彈爆炸聲]
[fife playing "battle hymn of the republic"] [笛聲演奏《共和國戰歌》]
- Fire! - 開火！
[men shouting] [男人叫喊聲]
[cannon blasts] [炮彈爆炸聲]
- And after the whole hoopla - 經歷完嗰啲跨維度空間嘅大龍鳳之後，
With the inter-dimensional space, 我發現我最想要嘅係做個Warehouse探員。
I realized what I really wanted was to be a Warehouse agent. [馬嘶聲]
[horse whinnies] 咁你呢？
So what about you? 你嘅故事係點？
What's your story? - 你知我嘅故事㗎。
- You know my story. ATF、Jimi Hendrix嘅結他，
A.T.F., jimi hendrix' guitar, 同埋我第一次見到Artie對眼眉。
And the first time I saw Artie's eyebrows. - 唔係，我係話，喺嗰啲之前。
- No, I mean, like, before all that. - 咁，嗰啲之前就係過去囉。
- Well, before all that is the past. 我寧願佢留喺過去。
Which is where I'd like to keep it. - 哦，咁提你一句：
- Oh, well, word of warning: 喺Warehouse，
At the Warehouse, 過去唔係成日都留喺過去㗎。
The past doesn't always stay in the past. 真係㗎。
Literally. 我有冇提過我哋有部時光機？
Did I mention we have a time machine? - [笑聲] 點解我唔覺得驚訝？
- [laughing] why doesn't that surprise me? 睇吓，唔喺呢度。
Look, it isn't here. - [嘆氣] 你肯定？
- [sighs] are you sure? - 銀色酒壺、金色酒壺、木製酒壺、
- Silver flasks, gold flasks, wooden flasks, 有蓋嘅酒壺、有把手嘅酒壺。
Flasks with flaps, flasks with knobs. - 我明啦，好多酒壺。
- I get it. Lotta flasks. - 睇吓，我哋已經搜咗呢個箱兩次，
- Look, we've been through this trunk twice, 冇一個符合描述，
And none of them match the description, 不如我哋成個活動叫停佢？
So why don't we just shut this whole shindig down? 我哋亮出證件，搜身搵到為止。
We'll flash badges, and we'll body-search 'til we find it. - 因為我哋唔係咁做㗎。
- Because that's not what we do. 我意思係，Warehouse探員，我哋用隱蔽手法。
I mean, Warehouse agents, uh, we use stealth. 我哋好低調。
We're stealthy. 你諗吓呢班傻佬會點反應
I mean, can you imagine how these nut jobs would react 當佢哋發現有人攞咗Ulysses S. Grant嘅酒壺？
When they find out that somebody has ulysses s. Grant's flask? 呢班友真係揹住刺刀㗎！
The guys are carrying real bayonets! - 啱呀，如果其中一個飲咗，
- Exactly, and if one of them drinks from it, 佢就會以為自己喺度打仗，
And he starts believing that he's fighting that war 仲要揹住刺刀，
While he's carrying a bayonet, Artie話上次重演活動——
Artie said at the last reenactment-- - 我知，攞住酒壺嗰個重演者
- I know, the reenactor with the flask 發癲咗，插傷咗兩個士兵。
Went postal and stabbed two soldiers. 我知，但我哋仲係要用隱蔽手法。
I know, but we still use stealth. 只係好快好快嘅隱蔽手法。
Just really, really fast stealth. - 咁計劃係咩呀，隱蔽大師？
- So then what's the plan, o stealthy one? - 我——聽住，我冇一個確實嘅——
- I--listen, I don't exactly have a-- 哦。
Oh. [炮彈爆炸聲]
[cannon blasts] [嘈雜聲]
[indistinct chatter] - 點解我覺得自己似Laverne？
- Why do I feel like laverne? - 哦，唔係，你唔係Laverne。我先係Laverne。
- Oh, no, you're not laverne. I'm laverne. 你係Shirley。
You're shirley. - 哦，我唔係Shirley。
- Oh, I am not shirley. - [用Farnsworth] 我啱啱做咗少少調查
- [on farnsworth] I've been doing a little digging 想搵——啊... 哈啾！
To find--ah... Ah-choo! [吸鼻] 想搵出呢個蜂巢文物
[sniff] uh, to find out what this beehive artifact 實際上係做咩。
Actually does. 我對象形文字有啲生疏，所以——
I'm a little rusty on my hieroglyphics, so-- 唔好講年齡笑話，拜託。
And no age jokes, please. 所以可能要啲時間。
So it make take me a little time. - 好，Artie，你通知我哋就得。
- Okay, Artie, just-- just let us know. [Farnsworth掛斷聲]
[Farnsworth beeps off] [鳥鳴聲]
[birds chirping] - 嘩。
- Wow. 呢度靚過
This is a lot nicer 拉斯維加斯嗰間「溫柔愛我」教堂好多。
Than the "love me tender" chapel in vegas. - 哦，唔好同我講你真係去過。
- Oh, tell me you didn't. - 哦，係呀係呀。
- Oh, yeah, yeah. - 就係呢條裙。天啊。
- That is the dress. Oh, my gosh. - 你應該帶啲藍色嘢嚟㗎。
- You were supposed to bring something blue. - 等陣等陣等陣。
- Wait, wait, wait. - 唔係，我應該帶吊襪帶。
- No, I was supposed to bring the garter. - 唔係，我應該—— - 你搞錯咗。
- No, I was supposed-- - You got it confused. - [吹口哨]
- [whistles] 哎呀。
Ow. - 哦，Amanda，你睇落好靚。
- Oh, amanda, you look so beautiful. - 呢樣嘢越來越差。
- This thing's getting worse. 睇吓。
Look at that. - 哦，天啊，喺你婚禮大日子。
- Oh, god, on your wedding day. - 你做咗咩？ - 好難睇。
- What did you do? - That looks awful. - Amanda...
你可憐嘅。
You poor thing. - 我幫你攞塊膠布。
- I'll get you a band-aid. - 三重抗生素。你要用三重抗生素。
- Triple antibiotic. You need triple antibiotic. - 好。
- Okay. - 立正！
- Ten-hut! [鞋跟碰撞聲] - 海軍陸戰隊！
[heels click] - Marines! - 少校！
- Major! [笑聲] Amanda。
[laughing] Amanda. - [笑聲]
- [laughs] - 少校，你睇落好正。
- You look great, major. - 好開心你嚟到。
- I'm so glad you made it. - 長官，你睇落好靚。
- Sir, you look fantastic. - 哦，多謝各位。 [笑聲]
- Oh, thanks, guys. [laughs] - 係女士。
- It's ma'am. - [笑聲]
- [laughs] 好開心你哋喺度。
So glad you guys are here. - 少校，你應該坐低休息吓。
- You should sit down and rest, major. 對腳放鬆吓。
Put your feet up. - [笑聲] 唔使啦，我冇事，多謝。
- [laughing] no, I'm okay, thanks. - 你要保留體力。
- You need to conserve your energy. - 我幫你攞張凳。
- I'll get you a chair. - 唔使啦，我冇事，各位。
- No, I'm good, guys. 唔該借借。
Excuse me. Pete——呃，Myka，係咪？
Pete-- uh, Myka, right? 你喺度做咩？
What are you doing here? - 嘩。
- Wow. 你——你——你睇落——
You--you--you look-- 嘩。 [笑聲]
Wow. [laughs] - Amanda，我哋好抱歉打擾你，
- Amanda, we're really sorry to intrude, 但，呃——
But, uh-- - 我哋有個小問題。
- We have a little problem. [詭異音樂]
[eerie music] 嗯，可唔可以同你傾幾分鐘？
Um, can we talk to you for a minute? - 咁呢個巡遊係咩嚟？
- So what's with the parade? 做咗軍官就會咁？
Is this what happens when you become an officer? - 係婚禮派對。
- It's the bridal party. 海軍陸戰隊好認真對待佢哋嘅工作。
Marines take their job seriously. - 我做過海軍陸戰隊。我從來冇做過跟蹤狂。
- I was a marine. I was never a stalker. - 好，有冇地方可以私下傾？
- Okay, is there somewhere we can talk privately? - 哦。
- Oh. - 好興奮。
- So exciting. - 哦，唔係，係Mike嘅父母。
- Oh, no, it's mike's parents. 佢阿媽唔識點樣完結一句話，
His mother doesn't know how to end a sentence, 更何況係一個對話。幫我個忙。
Let alone a conversation. Just do me a favor. 我要同我朋友傾幾分鐘，
I have to talk to my friends for a minute, 你幫我招呼吓Martin夫婦，好唔好？
So just take care of the martins for me, all right? 我唔理你要做咩。
I don't care what you have to do. 總之唔好俾佢哋接近我。
Just keep 'em away from me. 我哋入去呢度。
Let's go in here. - 你好。發生咩事？
- Hello. What's going on? 係咪海軍陸戰隊嘅嘢？
Is this some sort of marine thing? - 我哋搵緊我哋個仔。
- We're looking for our son. 哎呀！
Oof! - 哦，唔係！ - [尖叫聲]
- Oh, no! - [screams] [兩人尖叫聲]
[both screaming] - 咁問題係咩？
- So what is the problem? - 我哋唔可以話俾你知。
- We can't tell you. - 點解唔得？
- Why not? - 我哋唔可以話俾你知。
- We can't tell you. - 只係你喺民宿嗰陣，
- It's just that when you were at the b & b, 有啲嘢走咗出嚟。
Something got loose. - 走咗出——咩嘢走咗出嚟？
- Got loo-- what kind of something? - 呃，呢個都唔可以話俾你知。
- Uh, we can't tell you that, either. - Pete，如果係關我再婚嘅事——
- Pete, if this is about me getting remarried-- - 等陣等陣，喂。
- Wait, wait, whoa. 咩話？唔係，好冇？童軍榮譽。
What? No, okay? Scout's honor. - 你十歲嗰陣俾人踢出童軍團。
- You were kicked out of the scouts when you were ten. - 我冇放嗰場火。
- I did not start that fire. - 睇吓，Amanda，信我。
- Look, amanda, trust me. 呢件事唔關你事。
This isn't about you. - 咁你哋點解喺度？
- Then why are you here? - 睇吓，係需要知道先講，少校。
- Look, it's need-to-know, major. 而你唔需要知道。
And you don't need to know. - 好，好。
- Fine, fine. 無論呢個問題係咩，
Whatever this problem is, 你哋打算點樣解決？
What are you gonna do to fix it? 定係呢個都唔可以話俾我知？
Or can you not tell me that, either? - 我哋只係需要搜你個袋。
- We just need to search your bag. 實際上係嗰個袋。
It's actually that bag. Pete？
Pete? 條裙好靚。
It's a great dress. 真係。
Really. 唔好意思。
Sorry. - [倒抽一口氣]
- [gasps] 我嘅Sandy Alomar Junior簽名棒球？
My sandy alomar junior signed baseball? - 後備計劃。
- Backup plan. 我唔肯定本漫畫書得唔得。
I wasn't sure the comic book would work. 咁呢件事關你新工事？
So does this have something to do with your new job?
Why you're in "you-nee-ville"? 點解你會喺「優尼村」？
- "uh-neh-ville." - 「烏尼村」。
- So you weren't lying. It really is a promotion. - 咁你冇講大話，真係升職喎。
- Ha-ha! Ha, ha, ha! - 哈哈！哈，哈，哈！
[humming triumphantly] [得意地哼歌]
Behold! 睇吓！
[chuckles] Bee-hold. [輕笑] 睇吓。
- Bee-hold, I-- - Yeah. - 睇吓，我—— - 係。
- All right, yeah. - 好，係啦。
Um, you might, uh, you might wanna duck. 嗯，你或者要，要低頭。
[beeping] [嗶嗶聲]
- Welp, there you go. Bam. - 搞掂，睇到未。
Well, no dead bodies, no mass destruction, 冇死屍，冇大規模破壞，
No swarm of killer bees, although I gotta tell ya, 冇殺人蜂群，不過老實講，
It did cross my mind. 我都有諗過。
- So much for Artie's law. - Artie定律就咁玩完。
- What was that? Some kind of weapon? - 咩嚟㗎？某種武器？
- Uh, that is your wedding being saved. - 呃，係你場婚禮俾人救返。
- Okay, so the good news is, is that it is over. - 好，好消息係，搞掂晒。
- All right, then. Thank you for... - 好，咁多謝你...
Taking care of whatever that was. 搞掂咗嗰啲嘢。
- Yeah, yeah. Um, no worries. - 係，係。嗯，唔使客氣。
Listen, uh, we're sorry to barge in like that. 聽住，我哋好抱歉咁衝入嚟。
And, uh, you shalln't see me again. 同埋，你唔會再見到我。
[nervous chuckle] [緊張地笑]
- Pete. - Pete。
Um, could I talk to you for a second? 嗯，可唔可以同你傾兩句？
- I'm gonna go see if there's a moat. - 我去睇下有冇護城河。
I hope there's a moat because I really-- 我希望有護城河，因為我真係——
I love the-- the moats. 我好鍾意——護城河。
- She loves moats. - 佢好鍾意護城河。
- Chaaarrrge! - 衝呀！
[men shouting] [男人叫喊聲]
- Well, now that we're stealthy, - 好，既然我哋要低調，
Do you have any ideas how to find this flask 你有冇辦法喺呢個草堆
In a haystack? 搵到個酒壺？
- I don't know, mingle? - 唔知，打吓關係？
See if there's anyone here 睇下有冇人
Taking this whole reenactment business too seriously? 太認真玩呢個歷史重演？
- Run, ya scurvy yanks, run! - 走啦，你班衰兵，走啦！
- [screaming wildly] - [瘋狂尖叫]
- I kinda think showing up covers that category. - 我覺得我哋出現已經算係咁。
- Okay, nix the negativity, all right, sand master? - 好，唔好咁負面，得未，沙佬？
Think of it like when you were a kid, you know? 當你細個咁諗，明唔明？
Get into it. 投入啲。
Oh, what, there was no make-believe 哦，乜你神秘嘅過去
In your mysterious past? 冇玩過扮嘢？
I say we hoist a musket and enter the fray. 我話我哋拎支火槍加入戰團。
- And I say that we talk to that guy. - 我話我哋同嗰條友傾計。
[cannon blasts] [炮彈爆炸聲]
- Did you know the guy who hit you? - 你知唔知打你嗰個係邊個？
- It was private johnson. - 係Johnson二等兵。
Guy went crazy right in the middle of a skirmish. 佢喺小衝突中途突然發癲。
Started punchin' other players 開始打其他玩家
And hitting 'em with the butt of his rifle. 用槍托打佢哋。
I mean, we have rules against that sort of thing. 我哋有規矩禁止呢啲行為。
- Was he drinking out of a flask? - 佢有冇用酒壺飲嘢？
- Well, I--you know, I suppose so. - 嗯，我——你知啦，應該有。
I mean, we all are. 我哋個個都有。
[chuckles] It's about half the fun. [笑] 呢個係一半樂趣。
- [grunts] - [呻吟]
- You're dead, rebel! - Huh? - 你死咗啦，叛軍！ - 吓？
- So are you, yank! - 你都係，北佬！
- [groaning] - [呻吟]
Long live abe lincoln! Abraham Lincoln萬歲！
[chokes] [窒息聲]
- What? I'm getting into this. - 做咩？我投入緊咋。
- Hey, lie down. - 喂，瞓低。
You're dead. 你死咗。
- Huh? No. Oh, no, I'm not dead. - 吓？唔係。哦，我冇死。
I'm just-- I'm just wounded. 我只係——我只係受傷。
Yeah, oh, in the leg, I think. 係，哦，應該係腳。
Yeah, it's--it's cool. I can still fight. 係，冇事，我仲可以打。
- Hey, do you know how much it cost - 喂，你知唔知要幾多錢
To defoliate these trees 剷晒啲樹葉
To make it look like the battle of shiloh? 整到好似Shiloh戰役？
We're committed professionals. 我哋係專業嘅。
And you, rebel dog, are dead. 而你，叛軍狗，死咗。
- All right. - 好。
Don't get your long johns in a bunch. 唔好咁緊張。
I'm going. 我走。
- So, now, if you're dead, - 咁，如果你死咗，
Does that mean you're still the senior agent here? 係咪代表你仲係呢度嘅高級探員？
- Just find johnson. - 搵Johnson就得。
Look for the craziest guy out here. 搵呢度最癲嗰個。
- So Pete, - 所以Pete，
I just wanted to say that I'm sorry, too. 我只係想話我都好對唔住。
What you said back at "you-nee-ville"-- 你喺「優尼村」講嗰啲——
- "uh-neh-ville." - Stop that. - 「烏尼村」。 - 收聲。
- Right. - 啱。
- It wasn't all your fault. - 唔係你一個錯晒。
I-- 我——
It was easy at the time to blame your drinking, 當時好易怪你飲酒，
But... 但...
Takes two to screw up a tango. 跳探戈要兩個人先跳得衰。
- Yeah, well, I was never really much of a pacino. - 係，我從來都唔似Pacino。
I was more of a tom cruise, you know. 我似Tom Cruise多啲，你明唔明。
- Yeah, you're maverick. I remember. - 係，你係Maverick，我記得。
- Thank you. - 多謝。
- The thing is... - 問題係...
Back then, I just... 嗰陣時，我只係...
I just wanted so much. I wanted to do so much. 我只係想要好多嘢，想做好多嘢。
And I couldn't let anything get in my way, 我唔可以俾任何嘢阻住，
Including you. 包括你。
Maybe if I hadn't been so headstrong... 如果我冇咁固執...
Who knows? 邊個知？
- Yeah. - 係。
But hey. [laughs] 但係呢。 [笑]
Look at you now, major. 睇吓你而家，少校。
Um, got your cinderella dress. 著住你嘅灰姑娘裙。
I've never seen you look happier. 我未見過你咁開心。
I-I think-- I think things worked out 我——我覺得一切
Exactly the way they were supposed to. 都係注定咁樣。
[door opens] [門打開]
- Amanda, have you seen my parents? - Amanda，你有冇見過我父母？
I can't find them anywhere. 我周圍都搵唔到佢哋。
Hey. - Hey. 喂。 - 喂。
- Aren't you-- isn't he, uh-- - 你唔係——佢唔係，呃——
- Pete, yeah. - Pete，係。
- Pete. - Yes. - Pete。 - 係。
- Glad you could make it. Good to finally meet ya. - 好開心你嚟到，終於見到你。
- Oh, well, you just had to be nice, didn't you? - 哦，你梗係要咁客氣，係咪？
- Pete was-- - Pete係——
- Listen, michael, uh, - 聽住，Michael，呃，
You got yourself a fine little major there, so. 你搵到個好少校，真係。
- Thank you. - 多謝。
[sad music] [悲傷音樂]
- Why don't you and I go find your parents? - 不如我同你去搵你父母？
- Yeah. - 好。
- I am just dying to chat with your mom. - 我好想同你阿媽傾計。
- So that was the groom, huh? - 所以嗰個就係新郎？
- Yeah, can you believe it? - 係，你信唔信？
- Well, your ex definitely has a type. - 你前度真係有特定口味。
- [laughs] uh, what? - [笑] 呃，咩話？
You think that guy looks like me, 你覺得嗰條友似我，
With the hair and the square jaw 個頭同方下巴
And the captain america attitude? 同美國隊長嘅態度？
Please. 得啦。
I'm so much cooler than that. 我型好多。
- It's the weirdest thing. - 最奇怪係，
My folks, they just disappeared. 我父母，就咁消失咗。
- We'll find them, michael, all right? - 我哋會搵到佢哋，Michael，得未？
Nobody gets in or out of here until we do. 搵到之前冇人出得入得。
- [sighs] I'm gonna go look for them. - [嘆氣] 我去搵佢哋。
You just stay here and do 你留喺度做
Whatever it is that brides do, okay? 新娘要做嘅嘢，好唔好？
- And when we find them, at exactly 1500 hours, - 等我哋搵到佢哋，準時1500，
Come hell or high water 就算天塌落嚟
Or in-laws or exes, 或者親家定前度，
We are getting married. 我哋都要結婚。
And I'll finally be mrs. Michael martin. 我終於會係Michael Martin太太。
- And I will finally own you, woman. - 我終於會擁有你，女人。
- [snickers] - [偷笑]
[echoing voice] No one gets in or out of here. [回音] 冇人出得入得。
- [echoing voice] I'll finally own you, woman. - [回音] 我終於會擁有你，女人。
- Come on, let's go. - 嚟啦，我哋走。
- Okay. - 好。
- Whoa, hi. - 嘩，嗨。
Excuse us. 借過。
- Nobody in or out. - That's what she said. - 冇人出得入。 - 佢都係咁講。
- Okay. - 好。
Excuse u-- 借過——
Look, marines. 睇吓，海軍陸戰隊。
There's no reason to get worked up here. 冇必要咁緊張。
We were just leaving, and I-- 我哋只係走，同埋我——
- Pete? - I'm all right. - Pete？ - 我冇事。
- No, no, I mean, Pete! - 唔係，我話Pete！
- Nice hats. - 幾靚嘅帽。
- Run! - 走！
- [both screaming] - [兩人尖叫]
[ominous music] [不祥音樂]
♪
[door slams] - Help me! [門關上] - 救我！
[grunts] [呻吟]
[banging on door] [敲門聲]
- Artie's law. - Oh, yeah. - Artie定律。 - 哦，係。
- [high-pitched voice] "it's a wedding, Pete. - [高音] 「係婚禮嚟㗎，Pete。
Why would we need our teslas?" 點解要帶我哋嘅Tesla？」
- What is this, Pete? - 呢啲係咩，Pete？
- [grunts] - [呻吟]
Where'd the rest of them go? 其他人去晒邊？
- What the hell is happening? - 發生咩事？
Michael is out there, and his parents. Michael喺出面，仲有佢父母。
- I'm sorry, but right now, - 對唔住，但而家，
I'm worried about the guys with swords. 我擔心緊拎住劍嗰班友。
- Spit it out, Lattimer. - 講清楚，Lattimer。
I assume this is all being caused by your little 我估呢啲都係你嗰個
Top-secret whatever-it-is. 秘密任務搞出嚟。
- I told you, need-to-know. - 我話咗，有需要先知。
- Given that we're being attacked - 既然我哋俾
By my own wedding party, 我嘅婚禮賓客攻擊，
I'm pretty sure I need to know. 我覺得我好需要知。
- The beehive artifact once belonged to a female pharaoh - 蜂巢神器曾經屬於一位女法老
Who ruled egypt around 1479 b.C.E., 佢喺公元前1479年統治埃及，
Hatshepsut. Hatshepsut。
- Bless you. - Uh, what? No. - 保佑你。 - 呃，咩？唔係。
That wasn't a sneeze. 嗰個唔係打乞嚏。
That was the female pharaoh's name, hatshepsut. 係女法老個名，Hatshepsut。
So hatshepsut created the artifact Hatshepsut造咗個神器
Using the pheromones of honey bees. 用蜜蜂嘅費洛蒙。
- Well, beehive, bee. It makes sense. - 蜂巢配蜜蜂，好合理喎。
- Yes, and then she would prick herself with the bee - 係，然後佢會用蜜蜂拮自己
And then inject the stinger, really, into her body. 再將支刺真係插入自己身體。
- She became the queen bee. - 佢變咗蜂后。
- Precisely. Ah-choo! - 啱晒。哈啾！
- What about her? - 佢點樣？
- What about who? - 邊個？
- You--you just said hatshepsut. - 你...你啱先講咗哈謝普蘇特。
- Oh, no, that-- that was a sneeze. - 哦，唔係，嗰...嗰個係打乞嚏。
- Wait, you-- you said stinger. - 等陣，你...你講咗支刺。
Artie, you-- you did say stinger. Artie，你...你真係講咗支刺。
Okay, Artie, I'm looking at this bee, 好，Artie，我睇緊呢隻蜜蜂，
And there is no stinger. 但係冇支刺㗎喎。
[ominous music] [陰森音樂]
- Fire! [cannons blast] - 開火！ [炮火聲]
[men shouting] [男人叫喊聲]
- Forward! - 前進！
- Die, scum! - 去死啦，人渣！
Come on, you rebel dog! 嚟啦，你個叛軍狗！
- Dude, what the hell? I shot you. - 喂，搞咩呀？我射咗你㗎。
- Come on, you rebel dog. Fight like a man. - 嚟啦，你個叛軍狗。好似男人咁打。
- Come on, man, put the gun down. - 喂，大佬，放低支槍啦。
I killed you. 我殺咗你㗎。
- You mock me, traitor. - 你玩我，叛徒。
But I shall be victorious for my great country! 但我一定會為我偉大嘅國家勝利！
- No, no, no. - 唔係，唔係，唔係。
I have come to aid you, brother. 我係嚟幫你㗎，兄弟。
Together we will-- - To hell with this. 我哋一齊... - 算啦。
- Hey! - 喂！
Johnson, listen. Johnson，聽我講。
I'm not actually a reenactor. 我其實唔係歷史重演者。
The truth is you've got something very dangerous. 真相係你有樣好危險嘅嘢。
Agh! 呀！
- Die, scum! - 去死啦，人渣！
- Stop! - 停手！
[Southern accent] Stop, sir, I beg of you. [南方口音] 停手，先生，我求你。
You would not raise your hand against a lady, 你唔會對一位女士出手㗎，
Would you? 係咪？
- I would never harm a woman. - 我永遠唔會傷害女人。
But I intend to kill this scurvy grayback. 但我一定要殺咗呢個卑鄙嘅灰背軍。
- 'fraid not. - [grunting] - 恐怕唔得。 - [呻吟聲]
- Told you I was laverne. - 話咗你知我係Laverne㗎啦。
Such a laverne move. 真係好Laverne嘅作風。
[laughing] Come on, shirley. [笑聲] 嚟啦，Shirley。
- [grunts] - [呻吟聲]
- What? Oh, the mini-tesla? - 咩話？哦，迷你特斯拉？
It's my own design. It's pretty cool, huh? 我自己設計㗎。幾型仔，係咪？
Dude, that should be your drag name, minnie tesla. 喂，呢個應該係你嘅變裝名，Minnie Tesla。
[sighs] Okay, they have these outfits [嘆氣] 好，佢哋有呢啲衫
For the female reenactors. 俾女嘅歷史重演者。
I figured if I could-- 我諗如果我...
What? What? What'd I do? 咩事？咩事？我做錯咩？
- No, uh, no, no, no, no. - 唔係，呃，唔係，唔係，唔係，唔係。
It's not--it's-- nothing, it's not you. 唔關...唔關你事。
It's just that for a second there, 只係啱先嗰一刻，
You were a lot like my big sister. 你好似我家姐。
You know, she used to save my butt a lot 你知啦，佢成日救我
When we were little. 我哋細個嗰陣。
- So you do have a past. - 咁你都有過去㗎。
And a sister. Well, tell. 仲有個家姐。講嚟聽下啦。
What's she like? Where's she live? 佢係點㗎？住喺邊？
What's she do? Details. 做咩㗎？詳細啲。
- No, she... - 唔，佢...
Well, she died, claud, a while back. 佢死咗，Claud，一段時間之前。
[sad music] [悲傷音樂]
- How do I always do that with you? - 點解我成日對你咁㗎？
God, I'm sorry, jinksy. 天啊，對唔住，Jinksy。
- It's okay, really. - 冇事，真係。
It's, uh, it's all good. 冇問題㗎。
Right, well, let's, um, 好，咁我哋，
Snag it and bag it and get the hell outta here. 捉住佢包好佢然後快啲走人。
What all else do you have in there? 你仲有咩喺度？
- I got a pb&j, if you're hungry. - 我有花生醬果醬三文治，如果你肚餓。
- Forget I asked. - 當我冇問過。
- Damn trekkies. - 死星際迷。
Always crashing the party, 成日亂入派對，
Pretending they're time-travelers. 扮自己係時間旅行者。
- Pft, what a nerd. - 哼，真係毒男。
- Tell me you found it. - 話我知你搵到佢。
- Sort of. - 算係啦。
Uh, amanda's been stung. 呃，Amanda俾蜜蜂針咗。
- Did she touch anyone? - 佢有冇掂過任何人？
- Aside from her whole bridal party, no. - 除咗成班姊妹團之外，冇。
- I'm thinking the finger is the source of the infection, - 我諗手指係感染源頭，
So don't let her touch anyone else with it. 所以唔好俾佢用隻手指掂其他人。
- Artie, we checked her finger. - Artie，我哋檢查過佢隻手指。
There's no sign of the stinger. 冇支刺嘅痕跡。
- Yeah, it makes its way through the body. - 係，佢會喺身體入面移動。
It targets the glands, 佢會攻擊腺體，
And it causes the pheromone production. 導致費洛蒙產生。
And then, whenever she touches anyone, 然後，每當佢掂到任何人，
She immediately creates these worker bees 就會即刻創造出呢啲工蜂
Who become slavishly devoted 變得盲目忠誠
To her every need and protection. 去滿足佢嘅需要同保護佢。
- Is that why they're chasing us? - 就係咁佢哋先追我哋？
- [chuckling] well, you know, probably. - [笑] 嗯，大概係啦。
Because you're seen as a threat. 因為你哋被視為威脅。
And--oh, wait, wait, wait. 同埋...哦，等陣，等陣，等陣。
Yes, yes. 係，係。
It appears that things 似乎事情
Went very badly for hatshepsut. 對哈謝普蘇特嚟講好唔順利。
You know, I'm-- I-I must say, 你知啦，我...我必須講，
I'm rather impressed with how quickly my, uh, 我有啲驚訝自己嘅，
Hieroglyphic reading skills have come back to me. 象形文字閱讀能力咁快返返嚟。
- Artie, just please figure out how to get the stinger out. - Artie，快啲諗辦法點樣攞支刺出嚟啦。
- Consider it done. - 交俾我。
- I'm gonna go find michael. - 我去搵Michael。
- Wait, no, no, no, no, no. - 等陣，唔好，唔好，唔好，唔好，唔好。
No, it's too dangerous, okay? 唔得，太危險啦，好嗎？
Everything's gonna be fine. I promise. 一切都會冇事㗎。我保證。
We'll figure this out, even if I have to-- 我哋會解決呢個問題，就算我要...
[snaps] X-ray. [彈指] X光。
That's what we'll do. We'll x-ray her. 就係咁做。我哋同佢照X光。
It'll show us where the stinger is. 會顯示支刺喺邊。
All we have to do is get her to the hospital, 我哋只要帶佢去醫院，
Find the stinger, and get it out. 搵到支刺，然後攞出嚟。
- That's great. That's a great idea. - 好主意。真係好主意。
I don't suppose you packed any tear gas 我唔信你有帶催淚彈
To get past the homicidal bridal party, did ya? 嚟對付殺人嘅姊妹團，係咪？
- I left it in my other pants. - 我留咗喺另一條褲度。
- [sighs] - [嘆氣]
- Ugh! - 唉！
[sneaky music] [鬼祟音樂]
♪
- Stop, stop! - 停手，停手！
- [women grunting] - [女人呻吟聲]
- Stop! - 停手！
What are they doing? 佢哋做緊咩？
- What are they doing? - 佢哋做緊咩？
- Well, don't look at it. - 唔好睇啦。
We'll--we'll fix it later. 我哋...我哋遲啲再搞。
First we gotta get out of here. Come on! 首先我哋要離開呢度。快啲！
- Those chairs are rented. - 啲椅係租返嚟㗎。
- Amanda! - Amanda！
- Come on! - [women grunting] - 快啲！ - [女人呻吟聲]
- Amanda! - Amanda！
Amanda! Amanda！
- Michael! Mike--stop! - Michael！Mike...停手！
- Oof! - 噢！
- As your pharaoh--pharaohess, I command you to stop! - 我以法老...法老女皇嘅身份命令你哋停手！
[Marines] - Hup, hup, hup. [海軍] - 嘿，嘿，嘿。
- Obviously, that means something completely different - 明顯喺古埃及文入面
In ancient egyptian. 意思完全唔同。
[Marines] - Hup, hup, hup. [海軍] - 嘿，嘿，嘿。
Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup. 嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿。
Hup, hup, hup. Hup, hup, hup, 嘿，嘿，嘿。嘿，嘿，嘿，
Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup... 嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿...
- What's going on? - 發生咩事？
- I don't really see them. - 我睇唔到佢哋。
[all talking at once] [所有人同時講嘢]
- Let's go around. - 我哋繞路。
[talking continues] [繼續講嘢]
- I give up. When it comes to this-- - 我放棄。講到呢啲...
- Boogety-boogety? - 神神化化？
- Yeah, when it comes to the boogety-boogety, - 係，講到神神化化，
I'm pretty sure you outrank me. 我好肯定你級數高過我。
- Hey, Artie? - 喂，Artie？
- Oh, major, that's so sweet. - 哦，少校，咁甜嘅。
- All right, so what's our plan? - 好，咁我哋嘅計劃係咩？
- Plan? Right, right. The--the plan-- - 計劃？啱，啱。個...個計劃...
I will tell you the plan. 我會話俾你知個計劃。
I just have to ask Myka a question first. 但我首先要問Myka一個問題。
[whispering urgently] What's the plan? [緊急細聲] 計劃係咩？
- So Artie, what's the plan? - 咁Artie，計劃係咩？
Why wouldn't they listen to their queen? 點解佢哋唔聽佢哋嘅女王？
Amanda gave them an order. Amanda落咗命令㗎。
- Well, hatshepsut tried the same thing. - 哈謝普蘇特都試過同一樣嘢。
But by then, her subjects had become 但嗰陣時，佢嘅臣民已經變得
So obsessively devoted to her 咁盲目忠誠於佢
That they just took it on themselves 以至於佢哋自行決定
To protect her from anyone. 保護佢免受任何人傷害。
- Well, michael's her fiancé. - 但Michael係佢未婚夫喎。
- Yes, well, her husband-to-be most of all, - 係，尤其係佢未來嘅老公，
Because as a male, 因為作為男性，
He would have taken her place as pharaoh 如果佢哋結婚，佢會取代佢嘅法老位置。
If they'd gotten married. - 佢哋對佢做咗咩？
- What did they do to him? - 佢哋...
- They... 我諗上面寫住將佢活生生製成木乃伊，
I think it says mummified him alive, 但我食咗感冒藥有啲暈暈哋。
But I'm a little loopy from the cold medicine. - 唔好！
- No! - Amanda，唔好！
- Amanda, no! - 聽落好大鑊。
- That sounds bad. - 呃，打返俾我。
- Uh, call me back. [戲劇性音樂]
[dramatic music] ♪
喂，小心！
Hey, look out! - 噢！
- Oof! - 唉！ - [女人呻吟聲]
- Ugh! - [women grunting] - 噢！
- Oof! - 噢！
- Ohhhh! - [男人呻吟聲]
- [men grunting] - Sandy。
- Sandy. - 多謝。 [呻吟聲]
- Thanks. [groans] - 唔好多謝我。去救我未婚夫啦。
- Don't thank me. Go save my fiancé. - 呢句說話好少聽到前妻講。
- That's something you rarely hear your ex-wife say. - 唉！
- Ugh! - 今次，唔好起身。
- This time, stay down. - 你唔係應該帶位咩？
- Shouldn't you be seating people? [呻吟聲]
[grunting]
- [groans] [呻吟聲]
[Farnsworth buzzing] [Farnsworth 發出嗡嗡聲]
- Hey, look out! - 喂，小心！
- Ten-hut! - 立正！
Really? 真係？
[laughs] [笑聲]
- Ugh. - 唉。
- I found it! - 我搵到啦！
Use the bee. It's a magnet. 用隻蜜蜂，係磁石嚟㗎。
It'll draw the stinger out at her left clavicle. 佢會將佢左邊鎖骨嘅刺吸出嚟。
[eerie music] [詭異音樂]
- Hey, hey, hey! - 喂喂喂！
I said ten-hut! About-face! 我話立正！向後轉！
We're on our own, kiddo. 我哋要靠自己喇，細路。
- [men grunting] - [男人呻吟聲]
- Ugh! - 唉！
- Okay. - 好。
Now, this may hurt... 呢吓可能會痛...
Just a little. 少少咁啦。
[exhales sharply] [用力呼氣]
And... 跟住...
Agh! 呀！
[laughs] [笑聲]
- [wedding party groaning] - [婚禮賓客呻吟聲]
- You know, - 你知唔知，
I would have just sent you the ring. 我本來可以就咁寄隻戒指俾你㗎。
- Yeah. Next time. - 係。下次啦。
- Next time? - 下次？
[birds chirping] [雀仔叫聲]
[Baroque instrumental music] [巴洛克器樂音樂]
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- [whispering] there was a bit of a problem - [細聲講] 有啲小問題
With the, um, the bridal party. 關於，嗯，新娘嗰邊。
- [quietly] mushrooms. - [細聲] 蘑菇。
Yeah, yeah, uh, everybody ate wild mushrooms 係呀係呀，嗯，個個都食咗野生蘑菇
At their rehearsal brunch 喺佢哋綵排早午餐嗰陣
And kinda went on a bad trip, 然後就有啲唔妥，
So it was, uh, ugh. Yeah. 所以搞到，嗯，唉。係呀。
- Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today... - 親愛嘅各位，我哋今日聚喺度...
- You know, I was really hoping I'd hate you. - 你知唔知，我本來好希望我會憎你。
- Pete! - Pete！
- Pete. - Ow, what? - Pete。 - 哎，做咩呀？
What I was trying to say 我想講嘅係
Was I wanted to hate him, 我本來想憎佢，
But then I saw him take on those marines with the chairs. 但係跟住我見到佢用啲凳打低嗰班海軍陸戰隊。
Hee! Yah! Kah! 嘻！呀！卡！
It was-- it was epic. 真係——真係好勁。
- This one-- this one right here-- - 呢個——就係呢個——
Distinguished valor in combat 喺戰鬥中表現傑出嘅英勇
Using rental furniture. 用租返嚟嘅傢俬。
- Ah. [laughs] - 啊。 [笑聲]
Nice. 正。
- Okay, so this wasn't exactly the, um, - 好，呢個唔係完全係，嗯，
Fairytale wedding that I had pictured, 我幻想中嘅童話婚禮，
But it was, um, memorable. 但係，嗯，好難忘。
- Yes. - 係。
- Thanks, Pete. - 多謝，Pete。
And listen, whatever it is that you two do, 同埋聽住，無論你哋兩個做緊乜，
It's exactly what you were meant to be doing. 都係你哋應該做嘅嘢。
You're a good team. 你哋係好拍檔。
- All right, well, uh, - 好啦，嗯，
At ease, major. 放鬆啲啦，少校。
Although I'd have been a colonel by now. 雖然我而家應該已經係上校。
- Oh. - Oh-ho-ho-ho. - 哦。 - 哦呵呵呵。
- Ohhh. - Yeah, what? - 哦。 - 係呀，點呀？
- Ouch, ouch. - Bye. - 哎喲哎喲。 - 拜拜。
- Bye. - 拜拜。
- And there we go. - 搞掂。
Hey, uh... 喂，嗯...
So listen, I-I just-- I want to say I'm sorry 咁聽住，我——我只係想講聲對唔住
For not telling you about amanda. 冇話俾你知關於Amanda嘅事。
I-I should've. 我——我應該講嘅。
- No, it's none of my business. - 唔緊要，唔關我事。
- It wasn't the marriage - 唔係段婚姻
That I was trying to keep secret. 我想保密。
It was me. 係我自己。
Um, the guy I was before. 嗯，以前嗰個我。
Pete the drunk. 醉鬼Pete。
Pete the loser. 失敗者Pete。
- You don't have to-- - 你唔使——
- No, Myka, it's true. - 唔，Myka，係真嘅。
It's, um-- 係，嗯——
You've never met that guy, 你從來未見過嗰個人，
And I don't ever want you to. 我都唔想你見到。
You know, I just-- 你知啦，我只係——
I want you and Artie and Claudia and everyone here 我想你同Artie同Claudia同呢度所有人
To know the Pete I am now. 認識而家嘅Pete。
- Fair enough. - 講得通。
- Okay. - 好。
- Hey--hey, Pete. That new husband, michael? - 喂——喂，Pete。嗰個新老公，Michael？
He's a tool. 佢係個蠢材。
- [sighs] [嘆氣]
- That's, um... - 呢個，嗯...
That's why I joined the a.T.F. 就係我加入煙酒槍械管理局嘅原因。
- I-I didn't-- I was just-- - 我——我冇——我只係——
I-- 我——
[sighs] [嘆氣]
I'm sorry. 對唔住。
I'm really sorry, steve. 我真係好對唔住，Steve。
- It's okay. - 唔緊要。
She, um... 佢，嗯...
She was 20. She was your age. 佢嗰陣20歲，同你一樣大。
- I-I-I shouldn't have been digging around. - 我——我唔應該亂咁挖。
You don't have to talk about it 你唔使講呢件事
If you don't want to. 如果你唔想講。
- No, I think that I want to, - 唔，我覺得我想講，
Laverne. Laverne。
You would've liked her. 你會鍾意佢㗎。
Yeah, I think you two would've been good pals. 係，我覺得你哋兩個會係好朋友。
God, she was, um... 天呀，佢，嗯...
Such a hero to me. 對我嚟講係個英雄。
She was funny and smart, 佢好風趣好聰明，
And she was always... 同埋佢成日都...
Always there for me. 成日都喺度支持我。
[laughs] There was this one time... [笑聲] 有一次...
Geez, you know, I-- 唉，你知啦，我——
I think that you would've done the exact same thing. 我覺得你會做同樣嘅事。
We were-- we were at the park. 我哋嗰陣——我哋喺公園。
We were shooting hoops. She was, uh-- 我哋打緊籃球。佢，嗯——
She was short, but she had this amazing layup. 佢好矮，但係佢上籃好叻。
And these kids came, 跟住有班細路過嚟，
And they were gonna beat the crap out of me, 佢哋想打我，
And she disappeared, and then all of a sudden... 跟住佢唔見咗，然後突然間...
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